Exeat: Day 96/84: Reinstated for Friday Coffee .. with Greta, Tin Tin and Tim Tams ....Boris' Metaphorical approach to Exeat. Whilst I'm peddling hard here with my Exeat Blogs Boris keeps building his metaphors. He began with promises of a Road Map, and next we took Baby Steps. Then, by the by, he restructured the Department for International Development that's legally obligated to spend 0.7% of GDP each year to merge with the Department for Foreign & Commonwealth Affairs - abolishing the Cashpoint in the Sky as it had become. Now we are Coming out of Hibernation, using our common sense and looking for Bustle. If hot spots occur we'll be using a whack-a-mole approach. We approve such language; and although we loved his re-entry latin slogan after his own attack of Covid19, Salus populi suprema lex esto, it's a more powerful way to catch the imagination. He needs a metaphor for our schools at the moment. I just wonder if he could get Greta Tintin Thunberg to focus her attention on that and organise a mass protest/ sit down movement: Weir cumin 2 skool. Whers teach? Too much to hope for? Disapproved of by the Met, Bristol and Derbyshire Police? Never knew Greta's second name was Tin Tin …. As John Unwin often reminds all who listen …. Tin Tin might be a Belgian creation but he has a sharp intellect, can defend himself and is honest, decent, compassionate and kind. Through his investigative reporting, quick-thinking and all-around good nature, Tintin is always able to solve the mystery and complete the adventure. We want some of that! Not to be confused with Tim Tams from Arnotts in Australia which Boris promised last week we'd get more cheaply if we strike a new Trade Agreement with Oz [and Vegemite?] - EU Tim Tam tariff is 8%
Published Date: June 26th 2020
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